In case the Murphy-Goode gig doesn't work out

If the real deal doesn't pan out, maybe I can get a lifestyle corespondent gig promoting bum wines? - as seen at www.bumwine.com. "...so curl up to a heating duct and enjoy..."!



Cisco: "Liquid Crack". Also, since when is "red" a flavor?
Night Train: "sober to stupid with no roundtrip tickets available"
Thunderbird: "What's the word? Thunderbird!"
Wild Irish Rose: "Gimme a pint of rosie with a skirt" (aka paper bag)
MD 20/02: "BlingBling"

The video on this page is hilarious. I love the music (Mike Tyson's PunchOut on Nintendo if I am not mistaken?)

Thank you bumwine.com, for the humorous distraction --- and thank you Burnz for the tip.